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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/14/2014 at 22:02 • Filed to: None

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Coffee or some shit. yolo.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:04

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I just had some Dragon's Milk

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:06

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Is it any good?

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/14/2014 at 22:10

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Lets put it this way: I DISPISE tequila. I'll drink moonshine, pruno, and rocket fuel before I drink tequila. This shit? I don't even feel the need to chase it with anything.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:12

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Or in Ghetto sounding dialect: Pah-tro-an-na-ene.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:18

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Wow. Now I want to try it!

I feel like getting some now but it might keep me up too late with the caffeine and all

ReallyColorful > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:31

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I'm the same way I hate the taste of tequila, even just the smell. But coffee Patrón?! I'll drink it like actual coffee haha and even like you said I don't chase it or mix it with anything unlike my vodka or rum. Good shit.

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/14/2014 at 22:33

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It's the best kind of drunk. it makes me pee in the sink because the toilet is too far. also, it helps my constipation in the morning.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:46

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LOL, it's that kind of party.

I once had a party in college where two different guys got so drunk that the peed in the wrong place. One on the carpet in the living room and one on the floor in the kitchen.

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/14/2014 at 22:48

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I almost used my closet like a urinal but the sliding door was stuck so i went to the sink.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/14/2014 at 22:49

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You got lucky...

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/14/2014 at 22:52

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I KNOW. That was pure forrest gump style luck that I didm;t ruin my suits and most of my sneaker collection.